Yep I Talk To Cows T-Shirt

* 100% ring-spun US cotton for long-lasting comfort.

* Ribbed and double stitched collar.

* Light and soft fabric.

* Unisex fit.

* See Size Chart above for measurements.👆

* True to size.

Made, Packaged, and Shipped in the USA.

Plus:Every shirt plants a mangrove tree that fights climate change for 100 years. That's your garden's impact reaching across oceans.

Keep your shirt as happy as your garden:

• Wash cold with your actual dirty garden clothes (our inks are OEKO-TEX certified safe)
• Turn inside out to keep designs crisp for years
• Tumble dry low or hang dry for forever-soft feel
• Minimal shrinkage (1-3% max) — we've pre-shrunk everything

No special treatment needed. Just toss it in with your work clothes and go. Built for real life, real dirt, real gardens.

We’ve got you covered

If anything arrives damaged, faulty, or goes missing, you’re fully covered.

Just email me within 30 days and I’ll sort a refund or replacement with no fuss.

Small Business Service – Big Peace of Mind.

One shirt = One mangrove = 100 years of impact. Your purchase plants a verified mangrove tree in Kenya through our One Shirt. One Tree. One Century of Impact program. Why mangroves? They capture 4× more carbon than rainforest trees, protect coastlines, and create jobs for local communities. Track your tree's growth on our impact counter or write to us for copies of our certificates that we keep on file. This isn't greenwashing — it's real roots in real soil making real change.

Printed only after you order: Saves ~800 days of drinking water per shirt. Zero waste. Pure intention.